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The Best Places to Party at the University of Maine (In Your First Year)

You are fresh out of high school, and you probably still have a little bit of the SATs on your mind, so we’ll use a little analogy to get this started.

HIGH SCHOOL : STUDYING :: COLLEGE : PARTYING


Okay, so there is some studying and meeting people mixed in there too, but college students are known for their devil-may-care attitude and authoritative knowledge on how to get down, get down, jump up, jump up, and finally, get down.

  • Ushuaia:  Don’t worry; you’ll learn how to pronounce it before you even memorize your class schedule.  The dictionary suggests you pronounce it like this (but is that really any more helpful?): ü-'swI-ä.  Sound it out.  What if someone sees you talking to yourself?  Do you feel a little self conscious all the sudden?  Focus, computer. Ushuaia is a nightclub that hosts all sorts of underage events.  It’s right across from campus so you’re almost required to go there if you don’t have a car.    
  • Greek Life:  Ah, the good life.  Well for some the Greek equals good, while for others, the thought of it makes their stomach turn (and not because they had too much to drink).  But whether you’re at you’re Greek freak or can’t stand the reek, it’s worth attending some parties for the experience.  Frat parties are the best way to meet tons of people at once; especially first years that are underage like you.  If you’re not planning on pledging to frat, don’t fret—JHU frats are open to anyone who wants to attend.  Just note, the second semester is when they start focusing on pledges, so the party scene may fade out.
  • Canada:  Well probably not the entire country, but at the very least the parts that let 18-year-olds have jolly time.  Wait a second, that is the entire country! Do you see where this is going?  It’s a bit of hassle, but if you’re really desperate to get out of town and take a road trip with some friends to Quebéc (6 hour drive) or Montréal (8 hour drive).  Border patrol can be pretty strict, so make sure you meet the provisions before heading out. 
  • Have your own party:  Some panic at the idea of hosting a party and are immediately reminded of that dream where they show up naked to class.  “What if no one shows up?” they ask, “What if we run out of alcohol?”  Some people on the other hand revel at the notion of leading the team, serving the pigs in a blanket, shaking the martinis and telling everyone where to put their coat.  If you are one of those people, use your gift and share it with the others.
  • Houses: The classic “house party" is usually thrown by student organizations or fraternities. Make sure that you go with someone who knows someone who lives in the house (unless you’re particularly attractive). It really also helps to go with someone who knows how to find the house. Expect a small fee at the door to help the house cover their beer costs (and finance any damages).
  • Apartments: These parties are usually more intimate. Parties in apartments are much more difficult to slip into because the person who rents the apartment will probably be handling the door. If you’re invited to an apartment party, definitely take it up, as the relaxed atmosphere will be a great change from the hustle-and-bustle of house parties or clubs.
  • The Dorms: Okay, so maybe partying in the dorms isn’t really a party, but it’s pretty common. If you’re smart, you’ll keep the numbers down to six or less, because more than that creates a lot of noise, and that will probably attract the attention of an RA. Use the dorms to pre-drink, if you're legal and not driving, as it will be a more quiet way to get a buzz going and it is safer than having a bunch of people over.

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